Google HQ was a glass office park pod tucked into an inscrutable tangle of
off-ramps, berms, manzanita clumps, and curb-cuts. But inside, it was all
tricked out like a kindergarten. They had pool tables, and inflatable yoga
balls, and $6000 electronic vibrating massage lounge chairs, and snack stations
deployed at twenty-five step intervals, with lucite bins filled with chocolate
raisins and granola. The employees dressed like children. There were two motifs:
"skateboard rat" and "10th grade nerd." I suppose quite a few of them were
millionaires. Many of the work cubicles were literally modular children's
playhouses. I gave my spiel about the global oil problem and the unlikelihood
that "alternative energy" would even fractionally replace it, and quite a few of
the Googlers became incensed. "Yo, Dude, you're so, like,
wrong! We've got, like, technology!"
Yeah, well, they
weren't interested in making a distinction between energy and technology (or,
more precisely where Google is concerned, a massive web-based advertising scheme
-- because it is finally clear that all this talk about "connectivity" just
leads to more commercial shilling, shucking, jiving, and generally fucking with
your headspace in the interstices of whatever purposeful activity one may be
struggling to enact on the internet).