Art

Fat Chicken in a Little Suit

"The idea for suiting a chicken came in a dream. A dream of a chicken that was covered with hair instead of feathers... This is how the chickenssuit came about. The inventors of the chickenssuit, this ingenious 'piece of freedom', truly believe that there is a real need for this world to suit its chickens. We talk from experience. Chickenssuit has made our lives richer."

The Art of Mark Bryan

"In my paintings I see the world as a cosmic stage for human activity. I'm in the audience like a court reporter taking notes with my sketchbook and brushes, playing the critic, here to observe and make comment." - Mark Bryan

The Tenderness and the Temptation

I was so deeply moved by this photograph of George W. Bush that I decided to create a work of art out of it. I'm dedicating this piece (it is Valentine's, right?) to all of you shinny, happy, well-sexed couples out there. I hope you find true love in those chalky little hearts, and 4 dollar sub-pornographic gift cards that exploit the love affairs of childern. Fuck Hallmark, and their holiday... that's right: I said it.

Love,Nick  (Kisses!)

Kandinsky describes what he wants from his viewers

"In conclusion, therefore, I shall embark upon the negative path and explain as clearly as possible what I do not want. ... I do not want to paint music. I do not want to paint states of mind. I do not want to paint coloristically or uncoloristically. I do not want to alter, contest, or overthrow any single point in the harmony of the masterpieces of the past. I do not want to show the future its true path. ... I want only to paint good, necessary, living pictures, which are experienced properly by at least a few viewers." -Wassily Kandinsky

Three Seconds to Midnight

 homage to the apollinaireWe'd gaze at our sky in awe as the doomsday asteroid began burning its way through our atmosphere; the silent yet blindingly bright fireball would fly across the sky above, and eventually settling over the horizon like a time lapse sunset. Impact.

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