The Daily Show: How to become a CEO
Lately, I've been looking for web design contracts. But thanks to this Daily Show report, I've realized I've been investing my time in the wrong field. I want to become a CEO. As Colbert notes, "If your company does well, you make a lot of money. But if the company does poorly... you still make a lot money!"
Stephen Colbert: "I want to get on the CEO fast track. And I mean a really fast track. The track itself is like tilted and greased with some sort of lubricant graphite polomer. And maybe the whole track is on wheels too. And then that's in the aisle of a concorde which is just roaring at mach 4 to CEO town."