I have a friend named Jessica who sends me "the best of" Austin's craigslist personals. Last night she presented me with this magnificent specimen. He titled his ad "want friend will settle for sex".

But wait... there's more... he's even "420 friendly and morally flexible." In the end I couldn't help but think "My god! What every woman dreams of: a pothead who will settle for sex over friendship, and doesn't let things like "morals" get in the way of flexibility!"

Ladies, if any of y'all are interested let me know and I'll give you a link to his profile. Normally, I'd permalink it, but in this case I fear that he's already got enough replies on his hands. I'm sure you understand.

Also, a quick question to my readers: is he puckering his lips as though he is kissing whoever views this, or is that his "cool face", or finally, is he giving puppy eyes... Just curious...