A friend named Jessica brought this to my attention. She scans the local online personal ads every day hoping to stumble across this sort of gem. Now, making fun of people is not normally my thing, but jesus -- sometimes people are just asking for it. Now as though this picture wasn't priceless enough in itself, the boy who posted this personal (he calls himself "Icy"... god this is like a satire...) is also aspiring rapper. Below I've reposted his ballad from the street so that it can be preserved for eternity:

Straight ballin is right. It’s tight and I’ll give u delight. I’m from thee street as you can see. I’m real so no games cause my possie don’t play. I’m ready and able to rock your world so bring it baby... ...I’m the G on the left. ICY is my name. I like fine cars, fine women and no games. Piece out

Remember Ladies... Icy don't play no games, so you if you hit this playa' up, you best be ready to play. Or, so long as his Dad hasn't grounded him from his car, that is.