Once Again, Crazy Fundementalists Address "The American People":

"We, the members of UCAWWW, petition that the Internet (World Wide Web) creates nothing but harm in society today. The Internet is a cause for addiction and sin while taking away traditional family values. Our children are being exposed to filth that causes sexual tendencies and drug addiction. We therefore, demand that the internet be permanently banned from American homes. We MUST restore faith in God and steer clear of the devil!" - Undersigned by 1800 batshit crazy idiots

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You know, I've thought about this a lot, and I think it needs to be said: If heaven is indeed populated with these televangelist-watching, "family values" chucking, ignorant, bigot, hypocritical, fundementalist idiots; I think -- given the choice -- I choose to go to hell over heaven. Sure, the pit of fire, torture chambers, and ice caves undoubtably get really old, really fast... but at least I won't have to spend eternity hearing the "beliefs", "values", and "ideas" of these annoying idiots.