Rainbow Parties: Pathological Fantasies of the Sexually Repressed
File this recent story from the NYTIMES under "WTF?":
As explained in a new paperback novel for teenagers from Simon & Schuster, rainbow parties are group oral sex parties in which each girl wears a different shade of lipstick, and each guy tries to emerge sporting every one of the various colors.
Mr. Nerney, who gives presentations on adolescent risk-taking nationwide, said he first heard about rainbow parties about three years ago in Westchester County. He believes these parties do take place and usually involve middle school girls and older boys.
Mr. Nerney also totally lost his virginity last summer to this really hot chick who lives out of state. I know he's telling the truth, because he has a picture of her!
But seriously folks... only a sexually repressed 37-year-old-virgin conservative could ever think that "Rainbow Parties" were for real. Their repressed sexuality becomes pathological; they begin to have obsessive, and debraved delusions about the sex lives of 14-year-olds. Its sick... and yet I can't help but laugh. People are just so strange, sometimes.