Fukitol: The New Miracle Drug

02.07.2005

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Fri, 2006-10-20 16:13 — Bilbo (not verified)

We are the official fukitol website!

Many have come and many have gone. We are the official fukitol website and all the rest are imposters! Based on the gag of Robin Williams, we created the site honoring Robin Williams sense of humor. Don't fukaround with imposters, join the official fukitol website! www.officialfukitol.com

Tue, 2005-05-24 12:53 — TDS Crew (not verified)

Fukitol Originality

I am pleased or displeased; whichever the case may be; that the FUKITOL concept has been borrowed from our graffiti crew.Â The FUKITOL guerilla marketing campaign first began in Austin Texas circa 1997 by one of our writers - DEBT ONE aka DEBT INCORPORATED -.Â The concept of this drug was to be an all in one:Â Birth Control, Day after pill, Date Rape drug, Ecstacy, Amphetamine, Morphine, Cold Remedy, Allergy pill, Acne medication, etc. etc. Here is some art for you: fukitol expelled

Fri, 2006-02-03 17:06 — reverend gisher (not verified)

fuckitol

I do not know what everyone is beefing about, this material was originally developed by Robin Williams anyway. funny is funny, if it bothers you that much, just take some more of those pills.

Mon, 2005-05-30 07:24 — Anonymous (not verified)

U Rr full of CRAP!

Hey everyoneÂ - and especially you FALSELY taking claim for someone elses material - stick this up your address bar and see where it takes you.Â I would say that a creation by NATIONAL LAMPOON in 1979 beats your fricking claim of a brief spurt of intelligence sometime during 1997.

Here's another thought:

Next time this happens try typing something ridiculous like fukitol into GOOGLE.Â You just might be surprized what you'll find.

http://www.nationallampoon.com/nl/02_fb/egg/02_fukitol.asp

Fri, 2005-04-22 01:04 — Hugh G. Rection (not verified)

Testimonial

Fukitol is great, it takes care of all my worries and problems. Especially my ED! Thanks Fukitol

Wed, 2005-04-06 19:03 — R911Girl (not verified)

A New Car

If I fukitol will I be able to afford a new mercedes convertable ?

Sun, 2005-03-06 21:48 — Estee ur fav Lauren (not verified)

rock n' roll

At least this on doesn't give me the shakes.... and if you snort it, you feel like you can fly!!!

Sat, 2005-02-26 01:34 — Jacqueline (not verified)

Generic version of Fukitol

Have you tried the generic versioin?Â I use screwitol.Â Works the same and saves me $$$!Â

Fri, 2005-02-11 22:05 — Anonymous (not verified)

fukitol

Mon, 2005-12-19 22:40 — Anonymous (not verified)

Fukitol

No patent for Fukitol. This has been in the public domain for decades. Norman Mailer described its use in WW2 but misspelled it as Fugital. In ghettos it is cooked into a crystal form and widely used by hookers. They call it FukThemAll. Those caught in possession are sent to spelling prision.

Mon, 2005-03-07 20:49 — Erin (not verified)

How

Hey is there an HTML code for that to post it in a blog?? That is soo funny!

Thu, 2008-08-28 15:01 — tiberiu

fukitol

You should see the FUKITOL addiction treatment campaign... absolutely hilarious and you know what psychologists say: laughter is very good for your health and FUKITOL can easily bring a smile upon your face.

Wed, 2005-02-09 23:01 — tia (not verified)

Fukitol

Nick...before using Fukitol I worried about bills, my husband fooling around and job security. Now only after a day of using this miracle drug, I find myself free of all the fuks in this work. Thank you Fukitol...because of you all my worries are gone.Â I would like toÂ reccommend everyone to just... Fukitol.

Thanks,

Tia

Tue, 2005-02-08 06:33 — The Continental Op (not verified)

Fukitol

Thanks, Nick. This sounds like just what I need. I'll need to ask my doctor if she can write me a prescription.

Tue, 2005-02-08 06:59 — Nick Lewis

2 table-spoons of jack; 1 tablespoon olive oil....

Be sure to do what I do: spread 2 table-spoons of jack daniels over your clothes before visiting the doctor. Also 1 table-spoon of olive oil for your hair never hurts. If you just do those two things, they'll be sure to write you a generous prescription of fukitol.