And so the plot thickens
The repercussions of Kittengate have offically gone international. Another whistleblower,
who calls himself "Kaiser", has
just come forward. Just minutes ago, he accused Ms. Mackinnon
of representing our blessed nation at the World Economic Forum in
It's true and I have proof. I'm prepared to testify that I was put in charge of MacKinnon's kitten cuisine detail at Davos, and must have flayed, fileted and fricasseed four or five frisky felines at her behest between session summary writing assignments at the World Economic Forum's Annual Meeting. They ain't easy to come by in Alpine ski resorts, let me tell you. I knew MacKinnon in Beijing for years, where her predilection for kitten-eating had her taking regular trips to Guangdong Province and hastened her dismissal from CNN. Yeah, she's a kitten-eating cyborg alright.
My readers can rest assured that you will be updated as soon as I get more
information. In a related and bizarre twist, Ms. Mackinnon
has willfully submitted photographic evidence of multiple Berkmanites
feasting upon the bodies of dead kittens! I'm beginning to think that this
might be some sort of bizarre psycho-thriller plot that echos Crime and
Punishment? Does she want to face the consequences? Anyhow, seen in the
photo is John Palfrey
(what a turn coat!), Ethan
Zuckerman (I should have known... your blog might be in
Also, I've challenged O'Reilly to defend his unfair accusations on his show... and he has accepted my challenge. Wish me luck. I will post the transcript as soon as it becomes available.