Lewis Announces Proposal for Full Scale Implementation and Integration between Global Marketers lips and his ass
“Stercilinum magnum stude ut habeas†-The Official Motto the Information Technology Marketers Association
The tech sector is responsible for some of the worst writing in the history of the English language. Among those who’ve bothered to think the matter, that fact is indisputable.
Customers leveraging the Asera platform will have the ability to seamlessly integrate real-time product knowledge into their enterprise eBusiness environments.
Translation: We were conned into buying some overpriced bloatware mass-emailer; we currently are using it to haphazardly spam large numbers of employees with useless data.
Here’s a good rule of thumb: never trust anyone who likes to use a lot of extra words. People often use big words to make the unimportant sound important.
“Integration of real-time product knowledge� Allow me to (POP!) burst that gastro-intestinal gas filled bubble, and send it hurdling back to earth with my own press release:
Nick Lewis has invited global marketing teams worldwide to take part in a full-scale implementation and integration between their lips and his ass. Mr. Lewis comments, “I th ink this is a really exciting opportunity for the marketing community to show off their refined, well practiced, and overall competitive abilities in ass kissing.†Lewis adds, “of course, I’m not Satan, and they’re used to kissing his ass†However, Lewis concedes that he is confident that they will adapt to the new challenges, and opportunities that lie ahead. "I don’t even actually want them to Kiss my assâ€, admits Lewis. “I just thought it worked well with integration… Now that I think about it, I'd be kind of weirded out by someone kissing my ass