The Common Desk

The Common Desk is a 40 minutes film about how to create work surroundings that improve creativity. The film is remarkably funny, and entertaining, hints I watched it all the way through. If you're bored (and you are... after alll you're here), go ahead and treat yourself.

The Study of a Caricature's Mind

Modern psychology has often drawn, I suspect, a caricature rather than a portrait of man. As a result it has introduced a grave gap between itself and the knowledge of men that observation gives us and from which investigation must start. Those who are not psychologists ... speak of such strange things as fair play, justice and unjustice, even of dignity and the need for freedom. ... Yet not only are these ideas excluded from scientific discussion; the conceptual schemes with which psychology works today hardly leave room for them.

On Rebranding This Blog

When this blog started 7 months ago, I couldn't think of a name. However, I had a name, and this blog was to function as a proxy self of me, so I picked "Nick Lewis's Weblog". After about a week, I judged that name to be both musty, and manalla, but I was still out of ideas. The last last thing I wanted to do was pick some obscure, clever name... I hate blogs with "clever" names. So I picked "Nick Lewis:The Blog".

That meandering and relatively uninteresting bit of background does have a point: I don't feel any sense of attachment to where this blog has been, but I do care where it will soon go.

Lewis Announces Proposal for Full Scale Implementation and Integration between Global Marketers lips and his ass

“Stercilinum magnum stude ut habeas” -The Official Motto the Information Technology Marketers Association

The tech sector is responsible for some of the worst writing in the history of the English language. Among those who’ve bothered to think the matter, that fact is indisputable.

Customers leveraging the Asera platform will have the ability to seamlessly integrate real-time product knowledge into their enterprise eBusiness environments.

Translation: We were conned into buying some overpriced bloatware mass-emailer; we currently are using it to haphazardly spam large numbers of employees with useless data.

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I was once a treehouse; I lived in a cake.

Worry not dear reader, for this informative flash movie will explain any questions that this post has undoubtably brought up thus far. Be sure to watch it all the way through.

After Matter:Notes, reactions & links

The majority of my readers felt that the film was a disturbing but, in the end, heartwarming analysis of the 19th century bourgeois culture. However, other readers disagreed.

How to Write More Clearly

Just ran across this well done online lesson on writing. You only have to click through slides to do it, and it takes about 20 mins. However, I gotta say: you will learn something.

In Opposition to the Bureaucratic Way of Life

"It is horrible to think that the world could one day be filled with nothing but those little cogs, little men clinging to little jobs and striving toward bigger ones--a state of affairs which is to be seen once more, as in the Egyptian records, playing an ever increasing part in the spirit of our present administrative systems, and especially of its offspring, the students. This passion for bureaucracy ...is enough to drive one to despair.

Search Engine Optimization for the Masses

1. PAGETITLES! -- Number one is worth yelling. Google, Yahoo, MSN, and every other search engine worth a tinkers damn, the page title is the most significant factor in how your page will index in searches. Most blogging software will automatically output your pagetitles within the [title][/title] tags of your blog pages. However, if you don't title your pages with words and phrases that people are going to search for -- well, I hate to say it, but you don't deserve high rankings.

2. Mind your markup -- My first blog got all of 4 referrals from google every day. At the time, I was convinced my site was cursed. I now know that the only curse preventing google traffic was my shoddy HTML markup. If your just beginning to code HTML, avoid the lure of using [div] and [span] tags, except in special circumstances that go beyond the scope of this article. My mistake was that I had enclosed my site name, page titles, and just about everything in [div] tags, not header tags like I should have. Sure [h1],[h2],[h3] display completely differently in IE explorer and Firefox, and [divs] display the same. However, make no mistake, cutting corners, and avoiding header tags will cost you. When I finally retitled everything with header tags, my traffic from google increased a cool %1500.

Speaking of which, did you know that there is actually a difference between [strong] and [b] tags, and [em] and [i] tags? This isn't an obscure theoretical difference, such as the difference between an F# and Gb. Search engines actually read [strong] and [em] tags as "especially relevent text". To a search engine,[i] and [b] mean absolutely nothing. All they do is tell the browser to make text "bold" or "italicized"[1] Which tags will you use tomorrow?

A Profession of Space-fillers

I've been around journalists my entire life, since I was a little kid, and I haven't met more than five in three-plus decades who wouldn't literally shit from shame before daring to say that their job had anything to do with truth or informing the public. Everyone in the commercial media, and that includes Hitchens, knows what his real job is: feeding the monkey. We are professional space-fillers, frivolously tossing content-pebbles in an ever-widening canyon of demand, cranking out one silly pack-mule after another for toothpaste and sneaker ads to ride on straight into the brains of the stupefied public.

Toward a Taxonomy Based Development and Management of Online Content, Scripting, and Design

My professional forte is Drupal. For the uninitiated, drupal is an open source platform at making the lives of content producers easier by improving the process of

  • creating new content
  • organizing content
  • ensuring that as few variables as possible will interfere with future improvement of the site

This blog is one example of how drupal can be used. However, today, I built the beginnings of what will end up being an entirely new use of drupal: modular design and development of websites by calling libraries of modular CSS and XHTML code through drupal's taxonomy system.

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