Energy Vs. Technology

Jim Kunstler, author of Clusterfuck Nation, is the author of today's quote of the day.

Google HQ was a glass office park pod tucked into an inscrutable tangle of off-ramps, berms, manzanita clumps, and curb-cuts. But inside, it was all tricked out like a kindergarten. They had pool tables, and inflatable yoga balls, and $6000 electronic vibrating massage lounge chairs, and snack stations deployed at twenty-five step intervals, with lucite bins filled with chocolate raisins and granola. The employees dressed like children. There were two motifs: "skateboard rat" and "10th grade nerd." I suppose quite a few of them were millionaires. Many of the work cubicles were literally modular children's playhouses. I gave my spiel about the global oil problem and the unlikelihood that "alternative energy" would even fractionally replace it, and quite a few of the Googlers became incensed. "Yo, Dude, you're so, like, wrong! We've got, like, technology!"

Yeah, well, they weren't interested in making a distinction between energy and technology (or, more precisely where Google is concerned, a massive web-based advertising scheme -- because it is finally clear that all this talk about "connectivity" just leads to more commercial shilling, shucking, jiving, and generally fucking with your headspace in the interstices of whatever purposeful activity one may be struggling to enact on the internet).

Google's Come Out

Ah ha... Google had to release their algorithm. Oh, guess what? Its really hard to manipulate.

Intellectual property law is really screwy sometimes. In order to legally protect your IP, you have to make it public (eventually). Google, who has guarded their ranking algorithms so closely for years, has now had to open some of it up to the public. U.S. Patent Application 20050071741, filed September 30, 2003, became public on March 31, 2005, exposing a few ranking secrets that were new even to many industry experts.

Link: Great Site Ranking in Google The Secret's Out

Internet Explorer 7 Alpha Released

Internet Explorer version 7.x Alpha is available for public download. Feeling lucky today?

Be my guest and giveIE7 a spin. I'm still working up the courage.

Link: Download Internet Explorer 7.x Alpha

Congress Attacks Our Internet

A bill just introduced in the House seeks to destroy the dream of universal, affordable Internet access everywhere. “Preserving Innovation in Telecom Act” (H.R. 2726) makes it unlawful for a community to provide any “telecommunications service, information service or cable service." In otherwords, if your community decided to provide free internet access to all citizens, telecom will sue your ass.

"Hands off that Internet, ye peasents!"

50 Tools for Writers

Attractive young woman sometimes accuse me of being a phenomenal writer. However, I always seem to  wake  up before  I  get a chance to fully respond to their compliments. As  a  result,  I've  decided  to  improve   my  writing  in  the  real  world.  Will some  work, I'm confident that Poynter  Online's  collection  of  50  writing  tools  will  turn  my  dream  into  a  reality[1].

Link: 50 Tools for Writing

1. KW, the irony was intended ;-)

Jackson's Victory Flash Animation

The following flash animation from Michael Jackson's website is for real... Reader, I dare you. Take a quick plunge into the world of his faithful fans. [requires flash]

Note: this post is the one and only that will ever discuss Michael Jackson.

Leaked Gitmo Docs TIME "Exclusive" or DoD Propaganda?

TIME has somehow gotten its hands on a “secret” interrogation log from Guantanamo Bay. As it so happens, the log chronicles the interrogation of Mohammed Al-Qahtani, the so-called 20th hijacker. One “source” from the oh-so-trust-worthy Pentagon said the document was “never meant to leave Gitmo.” (wink wink, nudge nudge)

Time bills the story as “a rare glimpse into the darker reaches of intelligence gathering, in which teams that specialize in extracting information by almost any means match wits and wills with men who are trained to keep quiet at almost any cost.” According to TIME, the document recorded the interrogations from Dec-Jan 2002-03; “a critical period at Gitmo, during which 16 additional interrogation techniques were approved by Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld for use on a select few detainees, including al-Qahtani…”

Demotivation for the Busy Masses

May's catastrophic drought of web contracts is officially over. Yesterday, I suddenly found myself in a contract monsoon. While this is good news, there is no time to celebrate. I must remain focused, motivated -- and above-all -- an innovative team player whose synergizes with customers to deliver robust profit-driven solutions for business that moves at Internet speed.

It won't be easy, but luckily, I have some motivational posters. Sadly, none of them have a picture of a kitten falling out of a tree, with the message "hang in there!" I really get a kick out of that poster! It’s a hoot!

Anyhow... I thought I'd share some posters. Though these posters could never top the rich wit of the “hang in there” poster; nevertheless, these posters have motivated me to work harder toward achieving my dreams... I'll start working next monday morning... first I need to plan....

View the entire collection of Demotivational Posters at Despair, Inc.

A New Narrative for American Politics

To understand America’s two parties, you must first understand what they are not. They are not, as is often believed, bound by a common ideology. Neither the Democrats, nor the Republicans have a manifesto, or 10-point agenda for America. Even the Republican’s Contract with America, as history so eloquently proved, was hardly the holy writ of Republican ideology.

America’s two main parties are best understood as massive, dynamic power blocks. Though these blocks go by the names “republicans” and “democrats”; their names are hardly relevant.

These blocks are comprised of various business, social, and ideological interests that flow freely between the two parties over the course of decades. For example, Republicans often claim they are “the party of Lincoln”. Yet, the party of Lincoln, the “Republicans” was largely a pro-abolition coalition centered in the north. Where as today’s Republican party is largely supported by evangelical southerners who’ve united around the advancement of regressive social policy[1]. Though the abolitionists may be the great grand cousins of the abolitionists, I’d argue they are the grand children of the prohibitionists. In addition, the “yellow dog” Democrats, which defected to the Republican party during the great social movements of the 50s and 60s, represent a blatant pro-KKK demography. To put it another way, the very Democrats whose political roots are the opposition of abolition are now Republicans. “Party of Lincoln” my ass.

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